Thought for the day
Pub trivia
Pieces of eight
Do you want to write for The Mouse & Keys?
"Please, please don't start on petrol prices. If you were a piece of zooplankton, squished for sixty million years, fractionally distilled and then shipped halfway across the road to be burnt in a traffic jam because someone didn't want to get their hair wet, then I'll listen. If not, go back to your GCSEs."