Articles by mark daniell

Signed, Sealed, Delivered 20/12/2022 "And Then Mbappe Scores…"
The Final Countdown 17/12/2022 "Strangers First!"
Merde 13/12/2022 "No one cares if France win"
Tarantino Quarters 10/12/2022 "Unpredictable, long and ends in a shoot-out"
Spain Killers 07/12/2022 "Dance Like A Penguin!"
The Samba Spyglass 06/12/2022 "You Do The Math"
Kane's Candy 05/12/2022 "Football doesn't get more liquid than this!"
Knock knock 03/12/2022 "When Will The Changes Stop?"
Death Of The Groups Of Death 02/12/2022 "The Belly’s Still In Play"
The Turn Of The Mac 01/12/2022 "Just how did Chavez sneak out?"
Get Out Of Wales Free 30/11/2022 "I tell you what I want, what I really really want"
Wakey Wakey Africa 29/11/2022 "The Years Have Been... Kind"
Bye Bye Miss Canadian Pie 28/11/2022 "Gracias Amigos!"
Regression To The Spleen 26/11/2022 "No more debt to dull"
Black Fried-Egg 25/11/2022 "Punch and Judy show"
Happy World Cup Thanksgiving 23/11/2022 "Canada gooses as Germany looses"
Messi outfoxed by Renard 22/11/2022 "Saudi, with a chance of meatballs!"
It's Coming Ho Ho Home 22/11/2022 "One box of Tempt-Fates, please"
Qatar Be There 20/11/2022 ""DJ Sash never wrote a song called Qatar""
Napoleon's Return 16/07/2018 "Big Love From The Mouse!"
It's Still Coming Home 12/07/2018 "Close. No cigar, but pretty, pretty close."
The Wisdom Of Danny Murphy 11/07/2018 "De Bruyne does what he does"
Once In A Lifetime 10/07/2018 "Just sing Olé Olé? Please?"
Ad Break! 09/07/2018 "We want no part of your ballfropiary!"
Brexit 07/07/2018 "Who has a wedding during the first England quarter final in 12 years?"
Penalty Shout Outs 04/07/2018 "Punch Your Lawnmower!"
Three Lions 2.0 03/07/2018 "don’t buy Neymar Jr. brand shin pads"
Penalty Sunday 02/07/2018 "Gaga would just panenka it"
The Master Puppeteer 29/06/2018 "Who You Ghana Call?"
Beware The World Cup Curse 28/06/2018 "Never doubt the lady. The lady knows."
Welcome to the party, pal 27/06/2018 "Right boot, Top bins!"
VAR, heurgh! What is it good for? 26/06/2018 "Clear and Obvious! Clear and Obvious!"
Canal Dreams 25/06/2018 "in a way, you have to be happy for him"
Up Da Creek 22/06/2018 "Oh, we're in da shit now..."
One Nil Wednesday 21/06/2018 "Twitter is just poo in a box"
Cupset Tuesday 20/06/2018 "Triple Fist Pump eyeball to you Aliou!"
For Harry, England and St Garth 19/06/2018 "That is good news, minstrel"
a man walks into a var... 18/06/2018 "England to have a 7 game World Cup, baby!"
The Fall Of The House Of Saud 14/06/2018 "Stalin had a proper tache"
Laces out, Gonza! 14/07/2014 "I'm not bitter, danke"
Der Perfekte Sturm 11/07/2014 "Tim Vickery stands, molotov and machete in hand, ready to kick shit off in Fortaleza"
Who ate all the pies, Ray? 08/07/2014 "In Your Grill, impartial viewers!"
Dancing Dutchies 01/07/2014 "Am I being talked to by you? Am I being talked to by you?"
The Lull 27/06/2014 "Mueller wants to gatecrash the Neymar Messi party"
Another One Bites The Dust 24/06/2014 "For all we know each chomp is preventing an intergalactic invasion"
Wake Up Call 23/06/2014 "maybe Diego Costa can be persuaded to naturalise..."
Tiki-Caca 19/06/2014 "If you squint a bit, it could be Brazil…"
The Stars At Night 17/06/2014 "How d'you think that makes Cristiano feel?"
Sunday blues 15/06/2014 "Damn Pirlo’s swarthy!"
Oranje-boom! 14/06/2014 "Let the conspiracies begin!"
A Brazilian Dawn 12/06/2014 "Tiki-taka was the death of the bicycle kick"
Chicken and Avocado 02/07/2012 "Does it sound like Clive had to bunk up with Andy ‘There is no spoon’ Townsend?"
Upset! 29/06/2012 "In Jür Bin, Klin!"
Iberian Lockdown 28/06/2012 "Bento boxes in the tapas"
Italy Rise From The Ashes 25/06/2012 "I sniff a Brazilian Semi"
Grizzly Monster Bares His Claws 22/06/2012 "Quirky clarinet and murder, what’s not to love?"
How much cheesecake? 21/06/2012 "Hard C's act as a commentary run up to let Carragher fly!"
GhostGoalBusters! 20/06/2012 "Exit the birth canal and Boom! You’re a Kennedy."
Group RoundUp 19/06/2012 "Coentrão climbs over the wall to his garden and helps himself to his vegetables"
Ireland feel the Spain 15/06/2012 "That's raisin diplomacy!"
Finding Nemo's Eyes 14/06/2012 "Bender to Bender"
Straight Swap, Messi for The Falklands 13/06/2012 "It's Holland V Germany (with a capital V)"
Le Tit Pour Tat 12/06/2012 "Sweep The Leg Townsend!"
Tectonic Shift in World Football? 11/06/2012 "Thank you Wikipedia"
Lawro’s Gentle Probing 10/06/2012 "Is it cos I is Welsh? Yes."
The Lav Inchy Code 24/06/2011 "I'm Just Popping Out For A Number Three"
Introducing My Little Idiot 10/06/2011 "he can barely open his eyes for a pendulous boob slap"
Buenas Noches Diego 28/07/2010 "It was like watching the Khrushchev Kennedy waltz all over again"
End Of The Road For Speed Cameras 27/07/2010 "Why not reduce the number of cameras? Most of them are ineffective anyway."
Team Of The Tournament 13/07/2010 "Just because the World Cup's over doesn't mean we have to stop talking football"
And That's That 12/07/2010 "Golden Stewie Award goes to Mesut Ozil"
Round Of Pi 09/07/2010 "Tomorrow night we'll have a goalfest"
Lawro and Mowbray 08/07/2010 "At times Chesterton and Shaw; at times Barry and Paul Chuckle"
Orange Futures 07/07/2010 "the world needs a German octopus with its own chat show"
Summer Nostalgia 02/07/2010 "It's Friday"
Stat-Attack! 01/07/2010 "'Lucio' is a slang Brazilian term for a dog poop"
The ITV Crowd 29/06/2010 "In the land of ITV pretty much all African nations are interchangeable"
Why England Can't Win 28/06/2010 "The pool of England talent is drying out like a daub of tippex"
The Fat Madonna Sings 25/06/2010 "Quagliarella chose to trot off on some poncy goal celebration"
Arise England Legends 24/06/2010 "England vs Germany is what the World Cup is all about"
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs... 23/06/2010 "Rooney no longer plays for himself, he plays for headlines"
Into The Simults... 22/06/2010 "Mama Pique must be busy taking a list of names"
Nationwide Messi Syndrome 21/06/2010 "England look like a bunch of miserable old spinsters forced out of their front rooms while Titchmarsh is on telly"
Looking to the Round of Sixteen 18/06/2010 "Honestly Franz, is kick 'n' rush even an expression?"
It's an upset! (Or is it?) 17/06/2010 "Oh I'm so sorry, but you understand, there were vuvuzelas..."
It's Not About The Politics 16/06/2010 "Mick McCarthy could make the birth of his firstborn sound like he was waiting for a train in the drizzle"
Who Do You Anti-Support? 15/06/2010 "Cristiano Ronaldo looks like a waxy potato with haemorrhoids"
England 1 - 1 USA 13/06/2010 "One disastrous spill the Yanks won't complain about"
Kick-Aff! 12/06/2010 "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARN"
An Exercise In Auto-narration. 11/06/2010 "But I never talk to myself"
Hat / No Hat? 11/06/2010 "probably the most immediately recognisable fashion item of the 20th century"
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? 25/01/2010 "“we are surprised by the lily-white Scottish buttocks that have been trembling underneath.”"
King Commute 22/01/2010 ""you snort a gobfull of phlegm and aim it at his...""
Slash of the Titans 06/11/2009 "I don't think my grandfather said the word slash once, after the Africa campaign."

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